{"product_id":"bad-advice-1","title":"Bad Advice","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Red Fox Lounge Collection scent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSmells like you absolutely knew better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eAnd did it anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThis one opens with that expensive, hard-to-ignore blend of saffron and soft florals—the kind of scent that walks into a room before you do and immediately starts making questionable decisions on your behalf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThen it settles into a smooth wave of amberwood and warm sweetness, wrapping everything in a rich, almost too-good kind of comfort. You’ll think you’re in control. You’re not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eBy the time it dries down into cedar, resin, and a subtle sugary warmth, it’s already too late. The room smells incredible. Your judgment? Not so much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eScent Profile:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eTop: Saffron, Jasmine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eHeart: Amberwood, Warm Florals\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eBase: Cedar, Resin, Soft Sweetness\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMaking your space smell like money and bad decisions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eImpressing people you should not be impressing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eIgnoring every red flag with confidence\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eWe are not responsible for texts sent after 10pm, situationships, or thinking “this time will be different.”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"White Fox Apothecary","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47291557544130,"sku":"RS50","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0715\/3349\/4466\/files\/BadAdvicespray.png?v=1774309389","url":"https:\/\/whitefoxapoth.com\/products\/bad-advice-1","provider":"White Fox Apothecary","version":"1.0","type":"link"}